I Love Myself

Written 4-12-2008

Refrain:
I love myself
I am wonderful and wise
the beauty of the universe
shines out from my eyes
I love myself
I love myself

Verse 1:
there are so many love songs
about desperately needing someone
they list the many wrongs
all that someone else has done
you'll say you'll die without 'em
but then you live another day
the only answer to the problem
is if somebody would say

Refrain.

Verse 2:
Romeo was stupid
he didn't value his life
switching girls a fast as he did
no one would think that was right
Juliet wasn't too bright either
in a short time they were dead
they could have joined up much later
if only one of them had said

Refrain.
I love myself
I love myself
I love myself